It appears that MySpace is good for everyone. A user satisfaction rating of 80% is not shabby at all. Not really a shock when you consider the source. In fact….
BREAKING NEWS: Technically Speaking ROCKS dude! A commission formed by ME, MY”bad”Self, I”the one and only”, in association with Rex “Duff”Dixon says that 95% of his readers truly appreciate the sarcasm that unfolds daily on Technically Speaking.
In some circles, they simply refer to the blog as “rexduffdixon.com“. Advertisers are especially pleased with the way he has dedicated over 75% of his sidebar and his header to the advertising industry. Yes, all advertisers know that Rex sells out, and he has a 97% approval rating amongst his affiliates. One of his favorite sayings, which all Rex Dixon fans know, is “Show Me The MONEY!”
Nothing stops Rex from plowing ahead in this internet surge we are in. He is such a great guy, and the blog reflects his true over the top self. Many top dogs in the industry fear and respect where Rex walks. They know it’s only a matter of time, 82% said so, before Rex takes over and we all call him “Sir, Rex the Almighty One“.
Guaranteed, by this polling group study, the poll show that in a battle for the highest office in the land, Rex would single handedly defeat Democrat, Republican, and any 3rd party candidate that showed up in November of 2008. This of course was another side poll conducted by the organization of ME, My”bad”Self, I”the one and only”, in association with Rex “Duff” Dixon.
Some people have even gone as far as to make accusations or start rumors about an unfounded prescription drug addiction that Rex has. Rest assure, Rex is very sober these days. In fact, he wakes up most mornings and says his favorite line, ready to sell out to the highest bidder at any given time.
What great numbers were turned out today in this unbiased poll, once again done by ME, My”bad”Self, I”the one and only”, in association with Rex “Duff” Dixon.
Technically Speaking, if that wasn’t fun, as well as the biggest pile of garbage you ever read, then MySpace really knows what they are talking about.
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